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Intel Humour on Fortran Machine

JohnNichols
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So I have to deploy a set of NUC's with several Fortran programs running onto bridges in Iowa. 

Find NUCs at Amazon

Order NUCs through contractor

NUC's arrive yesterday

Unpack NUC's 

Where are the power cables

Go to Best Buy - sorry no we do not sell them 

Office Depot - you have to be kidding me

Home Depot -- nah wrong end, try this place

Drive to said place, can I get these? 

Yes

15 USD 

Come home

Laugh again 

Read instructions, these NUCS do not contain power cords

Set up Nucs currently loading Fortran. 

Decide that someone has a sense of humour, just a lousy one. 

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